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Much Good Reviews!
“They bring punk back to its roots—not its cultural roots, mind you, but the literal sort of dirty, earthen roots you throw in a borscht for a hearty, filling meal.”
“The kind of music that makes you want to seize the means of reproduction, if you know what I mean.”
“Sounds like Soviet Third Grader skipped a grade due to their high intelligence and remarkable scores on standardized tests.”
“Anaconda Copper Company burned Columbia Gardens. Berkeley Pit killed the geese. Soviet Fourth Grader forged axes in the flames of the Granite Mountain tragedy and cut the throats of the robber barons. These are not the greatest and best songs in the world, this is Soviet Fourth Grader. Gimme a shirt.”
“Sounds like Gogol Bordello fucked System of a Down. I like it. Why aren’t they famous?”
“The only CD player I own is in my car so I’ve only listened to the first half, but it sounded great!”
“Is that Tenacious D?”
“Rick Allen played better skins with his left arm. I mean you suck dilholes. Marx cuck queers”